F I D O N E W S
Volume 18, Number 50
10 December 2001

Rebuttals to Previous Articles

Rebuttal to Doc Logger
From: andrea.santos@santronics.com

>From the Depths of the South Pacific ...

Doc scribbles again, and I'm honored to have coaxed him off the sun drenched beach long enough to offer geopolitical prose.

I have long believed much of Region 12 would be happiest relocating from the Tundra to the placid Furlong Island, where Anarchy reigns supreme, the only edible food source is the insectual variety and Zone 12 can be established without a dissenting vote. For good measure, I will offer an Avocado seedling to kick off inaugural festivities and diversify the delectable edibles.

Like yourself, I have bid adieu to the daily Fidonet bickerings and now don custom red, white and blue shades on my Segway transporter in support of the USA's quest to obliterate Evil Doers of the world. The National Museum has requested to take possession of these treasures when the task is complete, to which I've agreed, for a yearly, renewable tax credit.

Alas, Duty calls ... off to the Jai Alai!

Andrea Santos
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