Clean Humor & Jokes

Psychic
From: Warren Bonner <wdbonner@pacbell.net>

A woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother who she dearly adored as a child. She wanted to contact her.

The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering, her voice begins warbling, her hands float up above the table, and she begins moaning. Eventually, a coherent voice emanates, saying, "Granddaughter? Are you there?"

The customer, wide-eyed and on the edge of her seat, responds, "Grandmother? Is that you?"

Quivering voice, "Oh yes my sweet Granddaughter, this is Grandmother dear."

Granddaughter: "Is that really, really you Grandmother?"

Quivering ancient voice, "Yes, yes this is your Grandmother, my sweetie!"

Long pause... "Grandmother... when did you learn to speak English???"