Clean Humor & Jokes

submitted by wdbonner@pacbell.com

A fire fighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little boy next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung on the side. The boy was wearing a firefighter's helmet and had the wagon tied to a dog and a cat.

The firefighter said, "Hey little partner, what are you doing?" The little boy said, "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck." The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck" he said with admiration.
"Thanks mister" the boy said. The firefighter looked a little closer and noticed that the boy had tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

" Little partner," the firefighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.

"You're probably right, mister", the boy said, "but then I wouldn't have a siren."