F I D O N E W S
Volume 18, Number 29
16 July 2001

Clean Humor & Jokes

GOLF CHUCKLE

A golfer set up his first ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3 wood, He took another mighty swing, the ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead, and killed him. As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter saw him coming, and asked, "Are you a good golfer?" to which the man replied, "Got here in two, didn't I?"

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