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Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

In Baldwin Park, nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

In Belvedere, there is a City Council order which reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

In Blythe, you are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

In Chico, detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

In Los Angeles, you may not hunt moths under a street light and toads may not be licked.

In Pacific Grove, molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.

In San Francisco, persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.