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Red Neck Birth Control

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry-bomb (fire-works are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to ten.

The Alabaman said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world,but I don't see how putting a cherry-bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me" said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry-bomb and put it in a beer-can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, 1,2,3,4,5, at which point he paused, placed the can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee,Virginia, Mississippi,and West Virginia.

UPDATE; Florida,registered voters have just been added to this list.