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"SAYINGS"
Collected by
wdbonner@pacbell.net

Quotes:

Ah, yes, "divorce," from the Latin word meaning "to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
-Robin Williams

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
-Roseanne

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
-Billy Crystal

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?"
-Larry Miller

If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: "I'm cheap!"
-Delta Burke

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
- Dave Barry

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
- Jay Leno

I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want it.
- Bill Cosby

In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?
- Jay Leno

"Sure-nuff" Bumper Sticker Sayings:

You are depriving some poor village of it's IDIOT.

Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.

100,000 Sperm and YOU were the FASTEST?

All men are animals... some just make better pets.

You used to have a handle on life, but it broke!

IF you don't feel close to God anymore, guess who moved...

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This Weeks Web Page
by Frank Vest
1:124/6308(.1)

What: Welcome to Echoes BBS Homepages
Where: http://www.echos.demon.co.uk/index.html

The BBS is located (as best I can tell) in Farnborough. I assume this is in England.

This page's background is a nice star field. Below the "Welcome to Echoes BBS Homepages" is a Logo for the BBS. Also on this page is an Amiga Web Ring.

Just below the Logo is the link "meet the Sysop". Check this out first. Steve has some interesting hobbies. :)

The BBS is running on an Amiga. Click on the link "Tell me more about Echoes BBS" to find out about the system and other information on the BBS. The "Networks carried" link will take you to a page telling about the different Networks carried. Echos BBS has over 10 Networks connected according to this page.

Point Systems are offered as well and explained on the pages. There is a page to apply for membership to the Echos BBS as well. The "Download filelists and guides" link offers files about the BBS, Pointing and File lists. There is a guest book as well. When you visit the page, be sure to sign it... I did. :)

On the "Some of my other links" link is a place to add your own link along with many links to other interesting and helpful sites.

When you're out surfing the Internet, drop by this page and look it over.

Regards,

Frank
flv@texoma.net