F I D O N E W S
Volume 17, Number 1
3 January 2000

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Mathematical Explanation as to Why Idiots often get Promoted
Ol'WDB

In case you've ever wondered why ignorance rises to the executive level, here is a simple explanation that is also a mathematical proof.

Also if you get big pay raises, maybe someone is trying to tell you something.

  1. Knowledge is Power
  2. Time is Money and, as every engineer knows:
  3. Work/Power = Time

If Knowledge = Power,
and Time = Money
then #3 becomes:
3a. Work/Knowledge = Money
or,
3b. Money = Work/Knowledge

Thus Money approaches infinity as Knowledge approaches zero, regardless of the Work done.

What this means is:
The LESS you Know, the MORE you Make!

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