Net Humor

The Name of Ghandi
Thanks to Ruth Argust
1:2404/201

Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He also was quite a spiritual person. Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. Furthermore, due to his diet, he wound up with very bad breath. Therefore: he came to be known as a.................

"Super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis."