Net Humor
Seat of Power
(Thanks to Roy Reed)
Bill Clinton, Hillary, and Al were in a plane crash, and ascended to heaven. They appeared in a large white room in which God was sitting on a great, white throne.
God addresses Al first.
"Al, what do you believe in?"
"Well I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFC's and if any more freon is used, the whole world will become a greenhouse, killing all humanity"
God thinks for a minute and says "Okay, that's acceptable, come and sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in ?"Bill replies; "Well, I believe in power to the people, I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should be able to tell someone else what to do ."
God thinks for a second and says" Okay, that sounds good, come and sit at my right."
God finally addresses Hillary; "Hillary, what do you believe in?".
Hillary replies, " I believe you're in my chair ."
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