Net Humor

From: "Mike Riddle" <mriddle@papillion.ne.us>
To: "Baker, Christopher" <cbaker84@digital.net (Christopher Baker)
Date: Fri, 12 Dec 97 17:13:12 -0600
Reply-To: "Mike Riddle" <mriddle@monarch.papillion.ne.us>
Subject: Fwd: Top 12 Reasons Why We Like Hanukkah

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Top 12 Reasons Why We Like Hanukkah

12. You can't be nailed to the menorah

11. More elephants in the Hanukkah story

10. No roof damage from reindeer

9. Never a silent night when you're among your Jewish loved ones

8. Dance of the Sugar-Plum Rebbe

7. Betting Hanukkah gelt on candle races

6. Yes, Rivka'le, there is no Santa Claus

5. Naked spin-the-dreidel games

4. Fun waxy buildup

3. No awkward explanations of virgin birth