Net Humor

Date: Tue, 11 Nov 1997 08:06:49 -0500
To: cbaker84@digital.net
From: Doug Paul <topgun@phonetech.com>
Subject: Anyone ever try this?

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>From: "Val Valek" <val@tnn.net>

1. Open Excel for Windows 95 with a blank worksheet.
2. Scroll down to row 95.
3. Click on the number 95 to select the whole row.
4. Press Tab once to move to column B.
5. Select Help/About.
6. Hold down Ctrl+Alt+Shift and click on the Tech Support button.
7. A window labeled Hall of Tortured Souls appears. It is a 3-D texture-mapped environment reminiscent of Doom/DukeNukeEm/etc.
8. Directly ahead of you are stairs with a scrolling cast list. Go up and take a look around. Use the cursor keys to move, and 'd' or 'c' to look up or down.
9. But there's more! Go back down the stairs and type "excelkfa" (without the quotes).
10. The wall disappears [it's the rear wall], and there's a winding path to navigate to see pictures.

Tread carefully!

Doug Paul topgun@phonetech.com
Rockledge, Florida
http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/hills/6994/

I am Dyslexic of Borg...prepare to have your ass laminated!

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