Net Humor

From: "Mike Riddle" <mriddle@monarch.papillion.ne.us>
To: "Baker, Christopher" <cbaker84@digital.net (Christopher Baker)>,
Date: Thu, 20 Feb 97 08:15:31 -0600
Reply-To: "Mike Riddle" <mriddle@monarch.papillion.ne.us>
Subject: From another list....

PC Humour

Q. What lizards like to sit on PCs?
A. Monitors.

Q. How do cold PC programmers feel?
A. IC.

Q. What do Wiccan computer experts ride in?
A. A hex bus.

Q. How do memory chip experts want their payment?
A. In cache.

Q. How do programmers write a debt notice?
A. I/O U.

Q. How did the Hunchback of Notre Dame surf the Net?
A. With a quasi-modem.

Q. How is Seagate like a rutted road?
A. They both make hard drives.

Q. What kind of lingerie do lady programmers like?
A. Softwear.

United States of A-moo-rica's state of the week:

Moonesota

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